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In case you haven’t followed the news, Blackwater (aka Paravant, aka Xe) is one of the bad-boy private contractors for the modern military. In addition to a large set of other snafus, they had an employee sign for 500 AK47s using the alias “Eric Cartman” — guns which subsequently went missing for a period of months. Looks like the boys at Southpark heard of it, and of course they can’t pass that up.